An ode to Darcy Regier’s search for the man in the middle.
LYRICS:
Waitin’, watchin’ the clock, another loss, it’s got to stop
Fans will take no more, the playoffs out-of-reach
Excuses are out the door, so much hubris
Didn’t win with Gratton or Dainius Zubrus
He lies and says he’s in love with them, can’t find a centerman…
He dreams of Spezza and then Malkin, can’t find a centerman…
Can’t find a centerman
Can’t find a centerman
Ohh…
Talkin’ to himself, can’t get those GMs on the phone…
And then there’s Leino-o-o…
Memories back when he had Drury and Briere
Now he’s stuck waiting for D. Roy to come along…
Would trade a kidney, just for Bergeron
He lies and says he’s in love with them, can’t find a centerman…
He dreams of Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, can’t find a centerman…
He lies and says he’s in love with them, can’t find a centerman…
He dreams of Crosby and then Malkin, can’t find a centerman…
Can’t find a centerman
Can’t find a centerman
Yeah…
He loved Tim, ah… He won’t let Goose leave this way
Luke Adam… ah… we’d even take Jokinen
Can’t find a centerman
Can’t find a centerman
Oh, Jordan Staal. Oh, Ryan Getzlaf. Koivu, Any Koivu, Just a Koivu, Find a Koivu.
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fricken genius dude
OUTSTANDING!! but thanks for ruining PJ music for me. Every time I hear Edward singing from now on I’ll be hearing YOU! Ouch ;->
Awesome job. Really well done. Squeazing “Ryan Nugent-Hopkins” into a song AND making it fit? Nice!
Amazing job. Seriously beyond awesome. How about a song for Brad Boyes using Whitesnake’s “Bad Boys”?
Why is the song not up anymore?
Pee your pants funny