Sabres Game In Haiku: Isles 4, Buffalo 0

3 Responses to Sabres Game In Haiku: Isles 4, Buffalo 0

1. ST says:

   February 24, 2013 at 8:51 am

   In the doldrums of this now “lost season”, a few suggestions for the future of this team…

   -Bring back Lindy, as player/coach. Fire Darcy, replace with Roby as new GM.
   -Trade Terry Pegula for Ralph Wilson.
   -Cut Miller, play with no goaltender.
   -Trade Vanek, Myers, and Grigo for the NHL rights to their future offspring.
   -Fire Sabretooth, and bring back Sammy Sabre.
   -Fire RJ and Ray, replace with Jeremy White and Nick Mendola (including Sabres Raps).
   -Eliminate 3 Stars, instead give all players a Participation
   Ribbon.
   -Tear down the Skyway and Peace Bridge.
   -Rebuild the Aud.
   -Put the new Aud on a man-made island in Lake Erie.
   -Move team to Hamilton, Ontario and force each player to paddle a bateaux to home games.

   Finally, no matter how unworthy, draft a QB in the first round. ANY QB!
2. Leelee Phoenix says:

   February 24, 2013 at 5:32 pm

   FIRE EVERYBODY
   RELEASE EVERY OVERPAID PLAYER
   REPLACE DOSE BUMS WITH WITH BLUE-COLLAR GUYS THAT REPRESENT BUFFALO BECAUSE WE’RE HARDWORKING AND NOBODY ELSE IS
   DEM GRITTY LEADERSHIPS GUYS SHOULD BE FIGHTING EVERY SHIFT BECAUSE I WANNA LIKE MY TEAM AND DERE BORING

   Yeah, I’m enjoying the Sabres’ being bad. “Sports” talk is hilarious lately. Sorry.

   Not that Texas/Louisiana Dude & Guy would know… Mendola is now officially “white-collar”.
   • Nick says:

     February 25, 2013 at 8:16 pm

     I’m so white collar that when I go into Texas I get debt collection notices meant for Enron.

     I’m blissfully unaware of sports talk excepting when I text my morning show buddies to see how they are holding up, so-to-speak.

     Also, I now know more about LSU & recruiting Louisiana high school football to think LSU fans make Bills fans look like part-timers. Holy moly.