Watched Will Johnson sing
Missed four-oh loss to Isles
Well… didn’t miss it.
In the doldrums of this now “lost season”, a few suggestions for the future of this team…
-Bring back Lindy, as player/coach. Fire Darcy, replace with Roby as new GM.
-Trade Terry Pegula for Ralph Wilson.
-Cut Miller, play with no goaltender.
-Trade Vanek, Myers, and Grigo for the NHL rights to their future offspring.
-Fire Sabretooth, and bring back Sammy Sabre.
-Fire RJ and Ray, replace with Jeremy White and Nick Mendola (including Sabres Raps).
-Eliminate 3 Stars, instead give all players a Participation
-Tear down the Skyway and Peace Bridge.
-Rebuild the Aud.
-Put the new Aud on a man-made island in Lake Erie.
-Move team to Hamilton, Ontario and force each player to paddle a bateaux to home games.
Finally, no matter how unworthy, draft a QB in the first round. ANY QB!
RELEASE EVERY OVERPAID PLAYER
REPLACE DOSE BUMS WITH WITH BLUE-COLLAR GUYS THAT REPRESENT BUFFALO BECAUSE WE’RE HARDWORKING AND NOBODY ELSE IS
DEM GRITTY LEADERSHIPS GUYS SHOULD BE FIGHTING EVERY SHIFT BECAUSE I WANNA LIKE MY TEAM AND DERE BORING
Yeah, I’m enjoying the Sabres’ being bad. “Sports” talk is hilarious lately. Sorry.
Not that Texas/Louisiana Dude & Guy would know… Mendola is now officially “white-collar”.
I’m so white collar that when I go into Texas I get debt collection notices meant for Enron.
I’m blissfully unaware of sports talk excepting when I text my morning show buddies to see how they are holding up, so-to-speak.
Also, I now know more about LSU & recruiting Louisiana high school football to think LSU fans make Bills fans look like part-timers. Holy moly.