Petition to save Fitz’s beard? You know I’m on this…

(WECK 1230) — I love the Bills, beards and — most recently — the play of Ryan Fitzpatrick, so when I received this email about “Fitzmagic”, you know I was all over it.

“Hey Nick –  thought you might be interested in this.

We went ahead and created an online petition to Save Ryan Fitzpatrick’s Beard. (Last week) he announced that he’s planning to shave it after the regular season finale, and we think that would be a crying shame … so we’ve set out to do something about it:


This thing is bigger than all of us. It would be fantastic if you posted a link to help this noble cause gain some momentum. Won’t you help us do some good this holiday season?

Cheers,
ReadAndReact”

Now most online petitions fail mightily, but if this one gains enough steam I’m willing to personally bring it to Fitz in th

e Bills locker room. Granted, even if it moved him emotionally and spiritually, we’d still need Mrs. Fitz on board, but it’s worth a shot, right? At the very least, maybe we can commit him to beginning another season’s worth of growth next preseason.

Additionally in the world of football beards, Alexander V. sent along this incredible beard from Troy’s junior punter Will Goggins. Tell you what: if Brian Moorman struggles again next year and Goggins maintains th

is growth, I will start a Gaga for Goggins drive.

3 Responses to Petition to save Fitz’s beard? You know I’m on this…

  1. jim says:

    he should do something for charity with the beard…maybe if we get enough donations he keeps until next year

  2. TheTick says:

    That punter looks like he was trying out for a role in Thor.

  3. Harry K says:

    If you can’t get Fitz to keep the beard, how about auctioning locks of his beard for charity? Maybe the Bills could keep a few hairs to try to clone Fitz-magic so he could be his own backup?