Parodies
SONG: “Centerman”
An ode to Darcy Regier’s search for the man in the middle.
LYRICS:
Waitin’, watchin’ the clock, another loss, it’s got to stop
Fans will take no more, the playoffs out-of-reach Excuses are out the door, so much hubris Didn’t win with Gratton or Dainius Zubrus
He lies and says he’s in love with them, can’t find a centerman… He dreams of Spezza and then Malkin, can’t find a centerman… Can’t find a centerman Can’t find a centerman Ohh…
Talkin’ to himself, can’t get those GMs on the phone… And then there’s Leino-o-o… Memories back when he had Drury and Briere
Now he’s stuck waiting for D. Roy to come along… Would trade a kidney, just for Bergeron
He lies and says he’s in love with them, can’t find a centerman… He dreams of Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, can’t find a centerman…
He lies and says he’s in love with them, can’t find a centerman… He dreams of Crosby and then Malkin, can’t find a centerman…
Can’t find a centerman Can’t find a centerman Yeah…
He loved Tim, ah… He won’t let Goose leave this way Luke Adam… ah… we’d even take Jokinen
Can’t find a centerman Can’t find a centerman
Oh, Jordan Staal. Oh, Ryan Getzlaf. Koivu, Any Koivu, Just a Koivu, Find a Koivu.
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